55 Memes For 5/5

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
May 5, 2024 7:00 AM EDT

Time keeps marching along whether we want it to or not. I'm always in awe of how much time has passed in the literal blink of an eye. Does New Year's Eve feel like it was two weeks ago, or what? I know I'm happy to be taking my summer clothes out of my wardrobe, but at what cost? It feels like we've been in 2024 for approximately 8 minutes, but it's nearly halfway over. 

As much as I hate on the passage of time, I also live for it. If you've got one leg in yesterday and one leg in tomorrow, you're peeing on today. Why should we let the fear that time is going by too quickly diminish the power of the now? Today is May 5th, and we only have 24 hours of that, so we had better use it well. If you're enjoying the lusty month of May, maybe you'll enjoy these merry memes.

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  • 01
    Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 02
    GERMANY, NO!!! WHAT DID I DO? SORRY, FORCE OF HABIT. imgflip.com RUSSIA, NO!!!
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  • 03
    Germany fighting alongside British and American soldiers for the first time in a world war SCALELL music BAND How do you do, fellow Allies?
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  • 04
    Got the squad on speed dial 12:34 Dog Cat Frog Sheep Cow Pig
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  • 05
    ~Here i am taking care of my granddaughter because her mother is busy in taking selfie!!
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 06
    US and Russian Astronauts on the ISS
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  • 07
    Isaac looking at Abraham the whole walk back down the mountain PRESBYTERIAN MEMES
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  • 08
    vladchoc @vladchoc Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, 11:57 PM 6/6/12 Twitter Web Client
    via @vladchoc
  • 09
    THE PASSIVE AGGRESSION OF THE CHRIST It's fine! I'll carry it!
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 10
    ME 7 EPISODES DEEP ON NETFLIX & NOT KNOWING IS GOING ON CAUSE I'VE BEEN ON MY PHONE LOOKING AT MEMES THE WHOLE TIME 6 Stuart Madtv2 stuartmadtyhde
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 11
    róisín @hexlesbian i wanna be and mysterious but also i cannot shut the 9:35 AM 2021-01-02 Twitter for iPhone 81.3K Retweets 5,164 Quote Tweets 368K Likes
    via @hexlesbian
  • 12
    Thank you for your self-care tip but... Unfortunately I can't relax until I've worried about BINCH CITY Everything In The World
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 13
    SCIENCE IS Talk Nerdy To Me FUN 1-1-2-3-5-8 @sciencefunn 000 People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable. 7:13 AM Dec 19, 2020 Twitter for iPhone • . No, no. He's got a point
    via @sciencefunn
  • 14
    I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO FOLD AND PUT AWAY THE LAUNDRY, BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T.
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 15
    To Future Historians We have had many good and bad leaders throughout the years such as Alexander the great, Vlad the Impaler and many more. I ask you, the only thing you will need to remember about Vladimir Putin is that he had a very, very small To call it a micro | would be an offence to those with an actual penises to show. We had to invent the term quantum just for him. Some wondered if it even existed at all. So when you write your history books remember Vladimir the tiny.
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 16
    Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i had a whole list of To-Do's in my head this morning. i'm moving 98% of them to Sunday. haha Sunday me is so screwed. poor 6:33 AM 6/26/20 Twitter Web App
    via @dadmann_walking
  • 17
    OK, YOU'VE SCROLLED LONG ENOUGH IT'S TIME TO WIPE
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 18
    When your milk has a date on Valentines Day and you don't FEB 14 TR TH Anniboi • 2h Someone is going to get spoiled on Valentine's Day
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  • 19
    did you know that rats spelled backwards is star
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  • 20
    me looking at myself in the mirror
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  • 21
    803753 Sleep K&QM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until Sleep 5am K.QM 8621 But I like this.
    via MrsPrendsen
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    What's the harshest truth you've learned? 2.8k TOP COMMENTS ▾ 1.4k Share +Award SnarkySnowCat 8h 1 Award Most people don't change. I had to stop giving chances and start giving boundaries. Reply 4.2k anon_172 5h 12 Awards I heard something that really stuck with me, "the potential you see in other people isn't real. It is the projection of what you would do in their position." Always makes me reevaluate my expectations in interactions and relationships of any kind.
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 23
    AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE KILOMETERS PER HOUR INSTEAD OF BUDWEISER PER FREEDOM EAGLE driveourney *bbq flavored confusion*
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 24
    Total liking The food The people The wine Reasons to like France
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 25
    Drew @dmc1138 Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?" Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
    via @dmc1138
  • 26
    CBD TOILET PAPER SO YOU CAN CALM YOUR DOWN
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 27
    conscious robot @robots_feel god: these are humans angel: how do they work? god: [rubbing temples] not...not well... 6:10-06 Jan 20 Twitter for Android 454 Retweets 1,955 Likes до
    via @robots_feel
  • 28
    Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience ROFLBOT
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 29
    Me re-reading my own post every time someone likes it "Ah yes quality content"
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 30
    Aliko Dangote @Aliko Dangote Good morning! Write something special about africa. 09:03 AM 02 Apr 19 2,657 Retweet 34.9K Likes 27 Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12 11d Replying to @Aliko Dangote In africa height depends on how tall you are 564 1847 10.7K Osvaldo12 @Osvaldocar12-11d Replying to @Aliko Dangote Africans with beards are just africans without beards, with beards 990 1587 Aliko Dangote 9,568 8° @Aliko Dangote . 9d Replying to @Osvaldocar12 Why are people liking those comments? 197 17.954 6.851
    via @AlikoDangote & @Osvaldocar12
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    spooky shawn phD @shawnathan37 jesus: honor my sacrifice by abstaining from meat on fridays and all holy days peter the fisherman: *slides jesus $20* jesus: also fish isn't meat 2:37 PM - 12/9/21 ⚫ Twitter for iPhone
    via @shawnathan37
  • 32
    Sarah was banned from the office kitchenette, because she couldn't be trusted with the coffee filters
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  • 33
    I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them today. @sourqueen2
    via MrsPrendsen
  • 34
    "Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up. adam.the.creator zobibo
    via Diablero666
  • 35
    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Child: I learned a joke at school. Me: Ok let's hear it. Child: What goes in stiff but comes out soft? Me: Child: Me: Child: Me: Is it a- Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI
    via @RodLacroix
  • 36
    And then God said, "yes Julie. You deserve $13 for opening the dryer on this Saturday morning. You do laundry for four people." Julle Burton @ksujulie
    via Diablero666
  • 37
    Bro wasted no time A man proposed to a widow at her husband funeral za.studio.opera.com 5 hours ago
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  • 38
    Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith. @MeWeFree_ Which staff would win this brawl? McDonald's WAFFLE KYLE @thekillakay A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers
    via @MeWeFree_ & @thekillakay_
  • 39
    The burglar who just broke into my apartment Me masturbating in the dark
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  • 40
    Park Hoona My roommate just finished writing a book on "How to earn money" And now he needs money to publish it. 15k 157 Comments Xavier Tell him to read the book. 57
    via Diablero666
  • 41
    My dog watching me pet the neighbor's dog.
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  • 42
    When your job is to drop a pin on Google Maps
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  • 43
    I see your junk drawer and raise you a chaos corner @momwithaboysname REF CONG
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  • 44
    Little kids at restaurants be staring at you like this for no reason
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  • 45
    How I look in the mirror How I look in photos
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  • 46
    me listening to all the salad dressing options knowing im gonna order ranch
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  • 47
    If we're not getting married in this church, I don't wanna get married. CHEESE CATHEDRAL
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  • 48
    I don't like people who take drugs for example: airport security
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  • 49
    Random person: "You can't sum up Twitter in one tweet." Twitter: Serena #DemocratPatriot @patriot92serena When I said I'm open for a good debate, I meant with people who have the same beliefs as I do. 7:41 AM · 6/15/22 - Twitter for iPhone
    via Diablero666
  • 50
    When someone says they love waking up early u ok?
    via Diablero666
  • 51
    NO DRUGS ON BOARD 154 2354 I don't know the person in front of me, but I do know he has drugs on board.
    via Diablero666
  • 52
    EST. 1873 Heineken There's a fine line Between wearing make-up, and looking like a Box of Crayola's gang banged your face. 80 Plene voit Enjoy HeinekenResponsibly.com Casid HEMEREN® Lager Beer Brewed out by HEEREN SA P Pans St
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  • 53
    when he says "i love all ur flaws" but u weren't aware u had any
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  • 54
    Food Hacks Nutritionists Say That Pizza Is A Healthier Breakfast Than Cereal By March 5th, 2019 -I believe every word that man just said - because it's exactly what I wanted to hear
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  • 55
    Me: It's 8 o'clock! Time for bed! My kid who just learned to tell time: But it's only 7:57 I've got you for three minutes- THE DAD Three minutes of "playtime." G
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